CosmicCrusader

Otherwise known as DaddyMemeMaster (because he's a kinky fuckstick), CosmicCrusader is a memelord of the highest caliber. He met BorderGuardian on WeegeetheGod's discord server and was then personally invited to join Border's server. In reality, CosmicCrusader is an (actually) autistic, OCD little bitch who tries to be funny, but fails miserably every time. He is complete and utter trash at any form of social interaction, which has led to him becoming loner garbage that spends all day playing shit video games all day while being stuck with constantly listening to his parent arguing over petty bullshit.(mom if you're reading this then fuck you to the highest heavens and back you gold-digging sack of shit. you expect me to believe that dad is cheating on you, let alone that you're in the right in any of your arguments that YOU start btw? don't make me fucking laugh you lying bitch. and even if he was, he would have every reason to since all you've ever done is mentally torment him and his family for the past 22 years of your marriage after all the time and energy he put in to make you happy. he's the only person that really cares about this family because let's face it: if you actually cared about me, you wouldn't having caused my addiction to gaming let alone continue to enable it for the best FOURTEEN YEARS OF MY LIFE. and don't tell me you've been trying to help me break out of this prison because your methods of "helping" haven't done shit for me. dont you get it? it's your fault im like this, you hear me? YOUR FAULT! i swear once christmas is over, i am ditching your ass to live with dad because at least i know he'll actually help get my shit straitened out. this family would be better off without you and i never want to see your butt-ugly face again, fuck you).